Thoughts I had while watching Obsessed

1. They don't waste any time. Main characters are introduced under three minutes

2. Worst hair choice for Beyoncé since The Fighting Temptations (The best was Austin Powers of course).

3. Are gay characters still portrayed like this in 2009?

4. Are female characters still portrayed like this in 2009?

5. Are characters in general still portrayed like this in 2009?

6. Ali Larter is pretty.

7. Ali Larter's hair is always perfect.

8. Ali Larter looks a little like Naomi Watts when she smiles while crying.

9. Ali Larter's chin is slighty longer than usual chins.

10. Bruce MacGill!! He had a gay puppy in Legally Blonde 2!!

11. Reese Witherspoon has a special chin as well.

12. I hope detectives like that one don't exist in the real world. The crazy lady who worked two weeks for you knew your name THEREFORE you slept with her. Oh, these flowers are beautiful THEREFORE you are not crazy, lady.

13. I hope babysitters like that one don't exist in the real world. Oh, you put a phone up to your ear THEREFORE it's O.K. for you to be here, come on in, kidnap the baby I'm babysitting...

14. Why do they keep calling the detective? She's obviously out buying flowers.

15. I love the monkey that wrote this script.

16. OMFG, the gay character is back to spread some more gossip, and he doesn't even get stalked. So unfair...

17. Beyoncé is actually growing as an actress. Wait, she just looked like she was shot when she forgot her purse. I said nothing.

18. Yay, the fight is about to start, Ali Larter is touching everything maliciously...

19. That fight was a little Tex Avery-esque (not my thought but Davigüi's).

20. Thank God (i.e. Beyoncé) we already knew the movie was crap. We had a great time! It's hilarious...